Well, in the spirit of transparency you should be aware that this policy exists only because it's a legal requirement. Even though everybody knows what damn cookies are and has learned to live with them, we are still required to pollute the web with popups and policies that serve jack shit and are more annoying and actually dangerous than the ads they try to prevent.

If you believe that when you opt-out of cookies on some random website it gives you protection, you are a complete fool. What better way to have an unchallenged free roam at collecting your data as you've relaxed into a self induced bliss of ignorance because you've clicked on a button in some popup box that said "just click here and we won't track you anymore...pinky promise!"

The web is a wild place without digital condoms, if you don't want to get stuffed your only protection is common sense, not policies.

Also be aware that because you are reading this policy, unless your cursor slipped and clicked this page link by mistake, it's telling me that we are maybe not going to get along that well...I mean seriously, who to fuck reads cookie policies and believes that they are a reflection of truth and honesty, same applies to Privacy Policies.

By all means keep reading the rest of this verbal diarrhea, as it will clarify what your options are, it's fully generated by Chat GPT, probably by nicking content from a bunch of websites and shuffling the words around, so ...yeah, it's genuine and from the heart (I've let the AI do it as I still have some self-respect left).

If you don't like these views you can kindly fuck off somewhere else.


Here it is...enjoy!



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